YOU’VE GOT (UNWANTED) MAIL – A Johnson Road resident called police to report receiving an obscene email on their computer. 

FREE, FREE FALLIN’ – Police took a report that a bag of money had fallen off a vehicle and was picked up by an oil truck driver on Gray Road. 

CLYNKING AROUND – A person called police to report a suspicious person walking on the side of Dingley Spring Road. Police said the person was picking up bottles. 

THAT’S NOT GOING TO WORK – Police received a report that a person was trying to pump gas after the gas station was closed. 

OLD SCHOOL ‘FUN’ – A Gray Road resident called police to report being harassed by kids who live close by. The caller said the juveniles would ring the doorbell and then take off running. 

WOOD WORRIES – A person called police to report someone was taking scrap wood from a road construction site on Brackett Road. Police checked with the job foreman, who had not given permission for any materials to be removed. 

A PRICKLY SITUATION – Police removed a porcupine, which was creating a traffic hazard, from Fort Hill Road.

HANDLING A HANDGUN – A Mosher Road caller requested police retrieve an antique handgun from a residence. 

DON’T ANSWER – A person called police to report receiving a call from Florida requesting credit card information. When police called the number provided, they found the number had been disconnected. 

AN EARLY HALLOWEEN? – Police received reports that a Gateway Commons Drive home and a Hidden Pines Drive home had been hit with eggs during the night.